British Snoring & Sleep Apnoea Association

I used to get really bunged up, I still do on occasion, because Id be too cold in bed. I had loads of blankets etc but till I invested in a good quality feather down duvet, I was always subjecting myself to hours of chill without realising. It wont help everyone Id imagine but it did the job for me I think

Oh you sarcastic evil lot!

But I like it :lol: :lol: :lol:

There is another manager who always moans that she's tired . I keep my mouth shut while thinking "What the cluck? Tired? You?" The words cradle, marks, off, backside spring to mind......

Tell me about it, the managers would rather sit in the office playing with their phones whilst I'm dealing with a queue of customers hanging out of the door! :? :?

Could blame the drains if I produce something really noxious! :twisted: :twisted:

LOL Genius. :D

I see that jumped up power tripping managers seem to be the norm these days :( Box ticking jobsworths eh?

I would be tempted to produce a huge fart, either than or some silent stealth bombs whist feigning innocence :D

Whatever happened to empathy and basic humanity?

To quote a line from one of the "Pink Panther" films: "In with the good air, out with the bad."! :lol: :lol:

How's this for a put down: "I'm ever so sorry for causing you great offence by breaking wind. Unfortunately, I suffer from a condition that requires me to wear a mask attached to a machine at night which feeds air into my airway to keep it open. Not using this machine would have serious consequences to my health. However this increased intake of air needs to be expelled, or I could suffer pain, discomfort and bloating which may require the use of"over the counter" medication which I am NOT permitted to consume whilst on shift!!"

Or to put it bluntly:"Let me suck on a Windeeze tablet or suffer from foul wind."

Love 'em!!

[quote="TiredTracey"]I could be quite sarcastic and ask if he knows what to should someone suffer a stroke or heart attack. Considering he is trained in "First Aid", I would say he would hide in the office....[/quote]

Good move. Put on your most serious face for that one :D

I think I'll do an 'unfortunately, I may need to break wind a lot, and I'd appreciate a some understanding and support from my colleagues regarding this matter'. I am definitely going to mention flatulence with serious face and a hushed tone at my next interrogation, just to make them squirm a little. :twisted:

I could be quite sarcastic and ask if he knows what to should someone suffer a stroke or heart attack. Considering he is trained in "First Aid", I would say he would hide in the office....

I have a roll of the yellow and black stuff that I had to stick everywhere following an elf and safety assessment.

So, the tape followed by a kick in the yarbles to simulate not only a pause in breathing, but also a fight or flight adrenaline response due to hypoxia. :wink: Then explain that this was a scientific simulation and needs to take place 20 or more times an hour. I think he'll begin to understand in no time. :)

Got some yellow tape at work saying "DO NOT USE!" :lol: :lol: :lol:

[quote="Alsacienne"]S O R R Y !!!! Martin it is! :D[/quote]

LOL :D
The Mountain nickname was a result of a Japanese girl getting my name wrong and calling me Mountain (complete with arms over head fingers touching type gesture- think A out of YMCA!!). All witnessed by a friend and I got stuck with it!!! I still get called Mountain from time to time by people who I haven't seen for a while that can't remember my actual name :D

Tracey, go into work with some gaffer tape, and sick it over your managers mouth every few minutes as a 'training aid'. See how he likes it :D

S O R R Y !!!! Martin it is! :D

[quote="Alsacienne"]Well said Mike![/quote]

Martin :wink:

Never mind Hannibal Lecter, I'm waiting for Darth Vader comments! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Well, that's what goes through my mind as I hear myself breath wearing the "face hugger". Surprised no-one has picked up on the "Alien" reference yet! :?

What angers me is that I had spoken to this junior manager about the tests I was going through and my snoring a while back..... AND he is supposed to deal with Health and Safety! :-x :-x :-x :-x