Ray & Ken you buggers !!!
Hey this is a true story -
Some years ago i lived in a street that was a jehovahs paradise we had them knocking the door nearly every week ,
After doing a nightshift one fri night i was woken up on the sat morning by the friendly jehovah gang ,i opened the door and was greeted by "GOOD MORNING SIR DO YOU NOW THAT JESUS IS BUILDING A WALL"
Not happy by being awake this early i replied "FCK OFF AND COME BACK WHEN HE'S FINISHED " there faces were a picture
Where i live now we get them round on sunny days like a family outing but when they knock my door i tell them im a devil worshipper or just out of hospital from my blood transfusion it works a treat
Cya both ,