British Snoring & Sleep Apnoea Association

Spread the Stupidity ......why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?


.....why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.




.....why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters..


......why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.


..........why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight..


.....why do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.




EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?


Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?


Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?




Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?


Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?




Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?




Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?




You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!


Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?




Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?


I like this one!!!
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?




If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?





Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.
Spread the Stupidity!

Some good one's there, but this one is actually just a matter of taste, I can't stand the non-diet varieties of any fizzy drink! used to work in a sugar processing plant and now hate the taste!

Yeah I'm with you there too Peter - I don't like the taste of full sugar drinks at all - rather have water! LOL

Yay, I am not the only one who doesnt like sugary drinks!!! Although chances are I am the only one with a 50 mile radius of here LOL!!

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?

If a man says something in a forest and there's no woman there to hear him... is he still wrong?

If the plural of foot is feet, how come you can't buy a pair of beet?

I'm with you two on the sugar drinks, far to much sugar!

Has to be diet for me with any drink.