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Nuneatonman37
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Nuneatonman37
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MAC
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NM can you beat this

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Nuneatonman37
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Pat to you !!!!

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MAC
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I dont get it

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Nuneatonman37
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MAC wrote:
I dont get it

Pat


Dumb fck !!!! must be your age lol,

Its your g/f birthday today Suse what have you bought her ???
She's looking good for 50 !!!

Are you out tonight with her ???

Byeee,
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Nuneatonman37
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HAPPY 50th BIRTHDAY -SUSE .

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Suse
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Today I am 7....I think you'll find that 4+3=7.....

And I have had a fantastic day! Got a promotion this morning and the rest of the day has just got better and better since then!

Truly epic and one of my best birthday's ever.....just added to by the fact that I know that you and Pat love me NM.... :lol:
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MAC
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A tourist walked into a Brighton antique shop. After looking around for a while, he noticed a very life-like bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it was so striking that he decided to buy it anyway. He took it to the owner and said: 'How much is this bronze rat?' The owner replied: 'It's £12 for the rat, and £100 for the story.'

The tourist gave the owner his £12 and said: 'I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story.' As he walked off down the street, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the sewers and begun following him. This was a little disconcerting, so he started to walk a little faster, but within a couple of blocks the swarm of rats had grown to hundreds, and they were all squealing and screeching in a very menacing way. He increased his speed & ran on towards the beach, and as he ran, he looked behind him and saw the rats now numbered in their MILLIONS, and they were running faster & faster. By now very concerned, he ran down to the pier and threw the bronze Rat far out into the water. Amazingly, the millions of real rats jumped into the water after it and were
all drowned.

The man walked back to relate all this to the shop owner, who said: 'Ah, you've come back for the story then?'

'No,' said the tourist, 'I came back to see if you've got a bronze Muslim Fundamentalist Cleric, a couple of illegal immigrants, a Manchester United supporter, and anything French!
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MAC
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happy 30th susie

love pat xxxx
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Nuneatonman37
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Suse wrote:
Today I am 7....I think you'll find that 4+3=7.....


What she really was trying to tell us was 43+7 = 50 !!!!

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Nuneatonman37
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My girlfriend wasn't happy when I got her some of Victoria Beckham's designer underwear.

"The bra's too small," she said, "and the knickers are cutting into me. Could you take them back?"

"I doubt it," I replied. "David nearly caught me when I was robbing them off the washing line."

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MAC
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