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PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:57 pm 
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Good Morning from Nunny.

Dreams episode 9022789991.

Its amazing how you dream of things and last nights little dream was something like this .......

Its my first day at high school and im sitting there in a white shirt and a maroon blazer waiting for my name to be called out to go to a class ,this school seems strange it seems weird but im sitting there waiting and then my name is called out by a Mr Ward but there's only the four of us he calls and off we go into the smallest classroom ever and Mr Ward seems rather freaky ........ End.

I have consulted ye olde worlde dream book on this -

School - To dream you begin again at school shows you are about to undertake something you don't understand . ???
Teacher - To dream of being taught by a teacher anger about a trifling slight will vex you.??

Think todays tuneage is quite fitting to my dream heheheheeeeeeeee

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvPpAPIIZyo&feature=related


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Postman Pat's last day


It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns in Greendale.

When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a cheque for £50.

At the second house they presented him an 18-carat gold watch.

The folks at the third house handed him a bottle of 25-year old Scotch whisky.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a stunning blonde dressed only in her lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When they went downstairs, the blonde fixed him a full English breakfast: bacon, eggs, sausage & tomato with freshly-squeezed orange juice. As she was pouring him a cup of steaming coffee, he noticed a £5 note sticking out from under the cup.

"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the five quid for?"

"Well," said the dumb blonde, "last night I told my husband that today would be your last day and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what I should give you."

"He said, 'f*** him. Give him a fiver.' "

She smiled shyly and added, "the breakfast was my idea."
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:27 pm 
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Guess who's Birthday it is Tuesday 17th Jan
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MAC wrote:
Guess who's Birthday it is Tuesday 17th Jan


Who ????

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Good Evening ,

Tonight i thought we would have a picture puzzle on the wall can anybody work out the answer ????

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Well theres a prize for the person who explains the puzzle !!!!

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A friendly video because im feeling helpful today

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRjb9En05xE



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Happy birthday you old tart! :lol: And before you try to cut/paste/edit and get smart I do mean you NM NOT Pat...I have special words for MAC/PAT LOL....
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Suse wrote:
Happy 35th birthday you old tart! :lol: And before you try to cut/paste/edit and get smart I do mean you NM NOT Pat...I have special words for MAC/PAT LOL....




Ahhhh thanx babe !!!! I thought i was your No 1 ,


Love ya Suse

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Good Morning Vietnam ,

Picture puzzle explained ,

1. The Malvern Hills
2. Miss Cher Lloyd
3. Gnasher
4.Royal Mail logo
5.A set of false teeth
6.A set of false teeth in glass of water
7.Childrens toy jumping teeth

So did you guess it ?????

Pat are you entering the comp heheheeeeeeeee

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV_gycC2MI4&feature=related


Have a cracker day peep's

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Pat wrote:
NM35 ,

I have decided to get trendy in my old age ,and have been shopping today at Peacocks in Worcester and bought some baggy jeans , Im a trendy o.a.p now.

Love Pat xxx
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Pat wrote:
NM35 ,

I have decided to get trendy in my old age ,and have been shopping today at Peacocks in Worcester and bought some baggy jeans , Im a trendy o.a.p now.

Love Pat xxx



OMG !!!!!

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